HEY! Today’s my BIRTHDAY! I just wanted to share my BIRTHDAY CAKE with y’all…couldn’t think of a better “over-the-hill” cake topper than HANS MOLEMAN, from the SIMPSONS…”I’M 31 YEARS OLD!!!” I’m an “old soul” though, so I was born over-the-hill, natch!

Also took a bathroom selfie early this morning…here I am all bleary-eyed and slack-jawed, trying to suppress a yawn…mid-week birthdays are hard, yo!